I am no tech head

Reading Hollywood Hack's blog and noticing his progress bars for his upcoming projects, I decided I wanted the same thing. I tracked the source down to David Anagoras of Man Bytes Hollywood. He even has a short tutorial for us CSS newbies. Sadly, I can't hack it, because apparently my brain can't grasp the idea. And I'm stupid. So if anyone wants to lend a hand, you'll be in my good graces which includes very few humans.