Monday, January 16, 2006

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!

A nitwit down here in Orlando decided he wanted fast food/Wendy's. He pulls in the drive thru, then falls asleep/passes out. They call the cops on him. When the police arrive, this guy wakes up and orders 5 cheese burgers. Much to his chagrin, they decided instead to give a him a field sobriety test. He failed that, then they searched his car and found cocaine and weed on his front seat.

Moral of the story? If you're that drunk, and you decide to drive, don't you have to do a few lines to keep you awake? Come on!

4 Comments:

MaryAn Batchellor said...

I thought the moral was if you're gonna get drunk, leave the drugs at home.

JD said...

Agree! But do the lines before leaving.

Patrick J. Rodio said...

Did they find the dead hooker in his trunk?

The Moviequill said...

what a moron... should have did Burger King